Speed-writing meme! :D

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Rules:

(1) Pick a fandom (SMURFS BABY! :iconsmurflaplz:)

(2) Set your itunes/ipod/music device to shuffle and write a song fic for the next ten songs that come up no matter what the song is. (Ok, I cheated a liiiittle bit XD)

(3) You only have the duration of the song to finish your fic. When the song ends you may finish your sentence but that's it.

(4) You are not allowed to edit. :nuu:

(5) Enjoy!



1. A Day in the Life- The Beatles

"Extra, Extra! Read all about it! Brainy smurf smurfs the bucket!" Reporter shouted above all the normal hustle and bustle of the village.

"What?!" Handy swung his head around, stunned, and grabbed a paper from the stack.

The article said it all. Brainy was smurfed right out of the village, and for the first time ever, he landed on a rock. His mind was certainly blown, to say the least. "Poor guy," Hefty shook his head and turned away from the pictures, "He didn't even make it to the Blue Moon Festival… little guy loved that thing."

"I know…" Handy was reeling from the news. "C-come on, I think I need a cup of coffee to smurf my head…"

"Yeah… me too…" Hefty nodded, putting the paper down with the others and walking away.

"…. You guys realize I'm still here, right?" a familiar nasally voice spoke indignantly. "Nothing in the Village Voice is true, you know that! It's like Papa smurf always says…."

(Lol, I like the ending to this… XD)


2. I'll Cover You- Rent


"Farmer dear, let's go out walking today." Vanity said, smirking at his reflection, "Beauty like this shouldn't be kept from the world on such a smurfy day."

"Orright, Van'ty." Farmer took his straw hat from the hat rack. "Soun's smurfy."

The two linked arms, and started walking out the door, through the village. "mmm~ This's nice…" Vanity smiled and nuzzled up to Farmer's shoulder affectionately, "It's ben awhile since we've just walked like this…"

"It has…" Farmer mused, "Ah've been so busy in the fields recently Ah guess I haven' had much time t' spend…" he turned slightly so he faced Vanity, and planted a kiss on his delicate lips. "Ah love you, Van'ty. We shou' do this more often."



3. With Arms Wide Open- Creed

"A-A father?" Hefty almost stared at Papa smurf, the sounds of an infant's wails coming from the next room over.

Papa smurf nodded and smiled. "Yes. A little girl." He said, "Why not Go see her, Hefty?"

Cautiously at first, Hefty walked through the doorway. Sprawled out on a bed, he saw his raven-haired mate, a crying infant in her arms. She smiled up at him tiredly. "Hi, daddy." She said, a croak in her voice. "Come see your little miracle."

Hefty took the little bundle from her arms, and gazed at the baby's gentle face. So fresh… so new… so beautiful… it brought tears to his eyes. "Our little girl…" he said softly, "OUR little miracle…"

"I think we should call her Ukyo…" Chi smiled tiredly, "It's a unique name, and she's a unique little girl… just look at her hair."

Chi was right, the infant's hair was shiny white. Hefty smiled and hugged the infant, "Ukyo it is, then…" he kissed her face, "Welcome to the world, little one…"

(awwww…. :) )

4. Before he Cheats- Carrie Underwood

"YOU SNEAKY SON OF A SMURF!!" Chisette screeched, bringing the noise in the local village bar to a hault.

"Chisette, I can explain," Hefty stood, glancing at Smurfette sitting at the table next to him, then back at Chi.

"You told me you were DONE with Smurfette, you smurfhole!!" Chisette almost wailed, "You PROMISED!!"

"I AM done with Smurfette, I SWEAR!" he said,

"You're a smurfin' liar, Hefty!" Chisette picked up a half-ful mug of beer from the table, and threw its contents right in Hefty's face. "We're DONE."

She left Hefty stuttering and wiping beer from his face. "Don't forget your keys, you smurfhole!" she added, throwing her copy of the house key at him.



5. Get this Party Started- Pink

There was a great party going on at Hefty's house. All of the smurfs and smurfettes were invited. Liquor flowed freely, the volume was on a constant crescendo. Dancing was everywhere, flirting was even more frequent a sight. "Great Party, Hef!" Chi stumbled over to her roommate, red cup full of some form of alchohol, "Everyone's having a great time."

"Yeah." Hefty had to shout over the volume of the party, "good idea locking the bedrooms though."

"Call it experience." Chisette shrugged and snickered.



6. Goodbye my Lover- James Blunt

It had been just a normal day… why did that hawk have to ruin it…? They were just on a walk, there was nothing to it… why did it have to end like this…? Gutsy held his love close to him, smoothing her hair out of her face. "Aiko… You can't leave me like this…" he said softly, "I can't live without yeh…"

"You're going to have to, Ravu…" Aiko croaked softly in reply.

The hawk attack had punctured her lung. it was a miracle she'd made it this long at all, but it was close to the end… the poor girl didn't have much time left. Gutsy tried to make it comfortable for her, but it was a bit hard to do in the middle of the forest. "I love you, Aiko… please, don't go…" his voice was choked with tears.

" I love you too, Ravu…" she said, taking a deep jagged breath. "But… I have to go…"

Her eyes slid closed. "Goodbye, Mai Ravu…"



7. If Heaven was Needing a Hero- Jo Dee Messina

It was so long ago that it happened… the war, that is…. Chi stood there, in front of the stone, engraved with the words "Hefty Smurf: Loving mate, dear father, beloved son."

Chi gazed at the stone sadly. They'd placed him next to his brother's headstone. She slumped down to her knees, tracing over the words on the rock. "Hello, darling…" she said softly, "It's been pretty lonely without you around… I keep thinking I'm going to see you, or feel you when I wake up in the morning…" her voice hitched, "If I knew…. If I knew that you leaving for war was the last time I'd ever see you alive…. I… I would've held you tighter…" her voice was heavy with tears, "a-and never let you go… Smurfit, Hefty… why'd you have to go out like that…!?" she sobbed sadly, "I miss you so much, Hefty… I wish I could see you one last time…"

Chi stood carefully, her hand still on the headstone. She planted a kiss to it. "I love you, Hefty. and I always will."

8. Kiss Me- Sixpence None the Richer

"Higher, Johan, Higher!" the girl squealed, swinging on the rope swing tied to a tree.

The boy she was with pushed her high on the swing, laughing at her laughter. "You're already as high as you can go, m'lady!" he replied.

Just like that, the girl jumped off the swing, plowing right into Johan, making them both topple over onto the green grass. "now was that really called for, Miss Livy?" he asked jokingly.

"Completely." Livy replied, nuzzling him with her nose, and tickling his stomach a little. "You just needed to be glomped today."

"Glomped?" Johan replied, puzzled.

"Yes. Now kiss me, already." Livy smiled expectantly.

Johan smiled, and gave her what she wanted.

9. Umbrella Beach- Owl City

"Whee!" the waves sloshed lazily against the shore, as Chi splashed around"What a great Idea… I love the beach!"

"I d-don't see why I- *cough* had to wear THIS though!" a petite smurf with a terrible coughing habit protested.

Chi looked over to him, "Oh, Coughy… You just look so adorable in that!"

"IT'S A BIKINI!!" the smaller smurf flailed his arms slightly.

"It's the only thing Tailor had left for you…" Chi felt an animeish sweatdrop on her head. "At least it's not what Greedy has."

"Exactly." The chubby smuf crabbed. "they have me in a STRING bikini… How evil is that!"

"MY EYES!!" Coughy wailed, laughing and crying all at the same time. "I'm never letting you take us to the beach again, Ch*cough*-Chi!

10. Seasons of Love- RENT the musical Soundtrack :)

"It's serious, Van…" Chi's voice was soft and sad, "Papa says I'm probably not going to make it to Christmas…"

"Th-that's ridiculous…" Vanity replied sharply. "Y-you can't be dying…"

"It is… all this strain on my body…. It's finally taking it's toll…." She replied. "I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner… You're my best friend, Van… I didn't want to scare you..."

"What do you think I am NOW?" he replied sharply, "I don't want to loose you!! Not so soon!! Not in just a year!!"

"A year is relative, Van…" Chi replied, a small smile, "How do you measure a year? Daylights, sunsets, midnights, cups of coffee?"

Vanity wiped his eyes. "Vanity, I've gotten to love more people than ever loved me." She said softly, "My life's complete. I'm not afraid to die."

Vanity turned so that he faced her again, and wrapped her in a hug. "I'm just…. I'm going to miss you… so much…"

"I'll miss you too, Vanity…."

11. (This one's just for me :XD:) Left Behind- Spring Awakening Soundtrack

"Why…? Why did you do it, Brainy?" The question drilled poor Clumsy's mind like a screwdriver. "What made you choose no life over what you have…? Was it really that terrible?"

Clumsy couldn't deny he and Brainy had gotten estranged to eachother in the last month. Brainy was more antisocial, he became quieter, he wouldn't even talk about his beloved books as much.

How could he have known…. How could any of them have known how much pain he was in?

Clumsy knew. Brainy talked about it sometimes. But he'd never want to go to Papa smurf about it. he claimed that Papa wanted him gone too.

Maybe that's why he did what he did…

"Hefty!" Clumsy shouted to the brawny smurf that day. "Come quick, something's wrong with Brainy!"

The smurf sat in a chair in his house, an empty bottle in one hand, a folded note in the other. The bottle at one time had contained pills, muscle relaxers, if he remembered right. The note only had a few words: Goodbye. I'm sorry.

Why, Brainy… Why….?




JEEZ that last one was sad. :( Ok, tagging! :D

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DLSKJ XD

Alright, commenting on them each:

1. :XD: I can imagine the ending part, with Brainy being like, "HEEEYY! I'M STILL HERE!" XD

2. "Beauty like this shouldn't be kept from the world on such a smurfy day" VANITY, YOU ARE SOOOO VAIN! :rofl: AND I LOVE IT! :XD:

3. I know the song With Arms Wide Open. :la:
But this whole father business.... WHAT??? XDD

4. Lol! XD Wow... Chisette's certainly in the midst of a rage!! :o

5. Can't say I'm very fond of five, and I think you know why. :XD:

6. So saaaad. :(

7. =( XD

8. I LOVE Kiss Me by Sixpence None The Richer! :dummy: But, I must ask, who is Livy...?

9. Made me LAUGH OUT LOUD. XD LOL poor Greedy... MY EYES! MY EYES! XD. "It's a bikini. :stare:" :rofl:

10. THIS MADE ME WANT TO CRYYYYY. WAAAAH. :iconcryforeverplz:

11. B-Brainy!!! :iconcryforeverplz: WHY BRAINY WHY? :iconcannotevenplz:

Now off to go do myne, I guess! XD