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The Lonely Boy in the Radio Station by dragonmastrcrashrokz, literature

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The Lonely Boy in the Radio Station

I’ll be there for you. Tomorrow. I’ll be there for you, to send you back from whence you came. How does lunchtime sound? We’ll do coffee. Welcome to Night Vale. Hello, listeners… It’s been a quiet last few days, hasn’t it? The whole town seems devoid of activity, and life-threatening excitement, and sound… Or. At least, I suppose I should clarify, that’s how it seems, to me. I don’t know. Truth be told, I’ve been…. A liiiiiitle bit of a homebody these last few weeks. But, like I’ve told my sister, and our Mayor, Dana, and Old Woman Josie, your ol’ friend Cecil is

Sunday Morning Stasis- WTNV by dragonmastrcrashrokz, literature

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Sunday Morning Stasis- WTNV

Somehow, he wasn’t surprised. It always seemed fitting for the world to end the way it did. Carlos wasn’t sure when he had accepted the fact that the world was over as they knew it. Perhaps it had been when Josie and the Erikas left (they always seemed to do that when something bad was going to happen). Perhaps it had been when all of his team of scientists were suddenly ripped from reality, as the black hole closed in on him and narrowly trapped him in his lab behind Big Rico’s Pizza. Or perhaps it had been when he saw the resigned look in Cecil’s face. A look that told of a long, long life, one that was lived wo

Not Young~WTNV by dragonmastrcrashrokz, literature

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Not Young~WTNV

Cecil Palmer was not young. He didn’t know how not young, but he could venture a guess that he was very not young. If someone were to look at him, they would assume he was young. His face carried no permanent wrinkles, despite a lifetime of speaking, and emoting, and surviving under a hot desert sun. His body was unrestrained from the aches and pains that came from years of existence. He had always been a fit person, between the softball he dominated when he was young-younger than he looked now- and the near constant flurry of running for his life, he remained in fairly good shape, and it was incredibly rare that he was ever out of br

Breathe- WTNV by dragonmastrcrashrokz, literature

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Breathe- WTNV

The minute he walked in the door Carlos knew he hadn’t had enough sleep and was consequently low on spoons. The scientist inhaled a deep breath, eyes aimed at the floor. He glanced to the right, where his boyfriend stood casually, looking like there was nothing wrong at all. Carlos could venture a guess that the world wasn’t directing all of the sensations and sensory input it possibly could at him. Just himself. He took the hand of the host next to him, trying to ground himself in reality. In Night Vale, a feeling of unease or impending doom is normal, and even encouraged to keep people from becoming complacent. Carlos felt sha

Cover Me Up- WTNV by dragonmastrcrashrokz, literature

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Cover Me Up- WTNV

Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. The scientist glanced up at the clock that didn’t work and cursed under his breath, unease in his gut and fingers tapping out a rhythm on the pine-colored table. His chocolate-colored eyes scrutinized the place he had set, white dishes with the nice silverware, a goblet for the red wine he had chilling in the refrigerator, and a small bloodstone circle that casually surrounded a single tall white candle, just off center so he would be able to see the person that would sit across. If he would sit across. Carlos banished the thought. So what, Cecil was late coming home. He didn’t exactly kn

The Lake at the Waterfront Recreation Area- WTNV by dragonmastrcrashrokz, literature

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The Lake at the Waterfront Recreation Area- WTNV

“… Which is why, Dear Listeners, the Night Vale City Council has issued a ban on magazines, as well as books. And now, back to our coverage of the lake that’s appeared at the Waterfront Recreation area.” The Radio host idly wrapped his fingers in the cord of the microphone and wiped his forehead. The sun was hot, as desert suns often were, and Cecil felt his bare back almost begin to burn. He took a sip of his iced coffee (a major indicator of the heat, as on any other day iced coffee was a cardinal sin to the self-proclaimed coffee snob), and continued. “As we mentioned earlier,” Cecil said, adjusting the

No Longer Lonely Boy in the Laboratory- WTNV by dragonmastrcrashrokz, literature

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No Longer Lonely Boy in the Laboratory- WTNV

Darkness. Immeasurable darkness. Light. Immeasurable, blinding light. Hands. Everywhere. Feet. Everywhere. Everywhere. EVERYwhere. Oh God, blinding light, incapacitating darkness. Hands and feet, everywhere. There is no escaping. Oreos. This has been a word from our sponsor. Oreos! Hell’s favorite cookie. And now, Listeners, it’s time again for everyone’s presumably favorite section, “Hey, Cecil!” Ah-hmm…. Alright, here’s one. “Hey, Cecil! My television is turning on in the middle of the night, and it’s waking me and my wife up. I’ve tried moving the television from the bedroom, i

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Sep 4
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HI world! I'm Chihiro, and im an actor/ artist, manga LOVER!

Lemme give you a fair warning: I swear, i make dirty jokes, and i am what is known in the wild as a "bitch"

I also dabble in psychology (especially in loss, trauma and tragedy) and it often reflects in my art. That's why i always seem so evil to the characters in my stories XD

My hobbies include: drawing(DUR!), Theater (double DURR!), writing, music and playing with my kitties

my favorite TV shows include: Glee, Criminal Minds, World's Dumbest, and 1000 ways to die. oh. And SMURFs. i loooove me some smurfs... XD

Favorite book: MATILDA. no question. Odd Tomas by Dean Koontz, too.

Favorite (Manga) book: Hmmm... I liked "Solanin" a lot, and a little story called "The Professor's Daughter", as well as Queenie Chan and Dean Koontz's Odd Tomas book, but my favorite would have to be "Destiny's Hand" the story, the costumes, the characters, everything just made me smile. Yes, i liked that book a lot.

Current Residence: THE SMURFS VILLIAGE

Favourite genre of music: rock, hard rock, punk rock

Favourite photographer: my gramma

Favourite style of art: manga

Operating System: WHY MUST U ASK SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS?!

MP3 player of choice: iPod touch, baby!

Shell of choice: TACO

Favourite cartoon character: Sonic the hedgehog, InuYasha,
gir:3 Smurfs... :3

Personal Quote: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."~Miss Piggy

Favourite Visual Artist

Hiromu Arakawa

Favourite Movies

Tommy boy, one crazy summer, and Spirited Away

Favourite TV Shows

InuYasha, School Rumble, Danny Phantom(XD), Invader Zim, SMURFS

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

AVRIL LAVINGE! linkin park, Cascada, Owl City, Nickelback

Favourite Books

Destiny's Hand, Solanin, Matilda, Odd Tomas

Favourite Writers

Kahil Gibran

Favourite Games

uhhh, probably Kingdom Hearts 358/2 days

Favourite Gaming Platform

Nintendo DS and Wii

Tools of the Trade

colored pencils, sharpie ultra fine, mechanical pencils

Other Interests

SONIC and related characters, G.I.R., Manga comics,writing, SMURFS

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dragonmastrcrashrokz

Mar 10, 2016

8 facts about Chi :D

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I know I haven't really been involved in the Smurfs Fandom and have spammed you all with mostly unwanted Welcome to Night Vale xD but I was tagged, so what the hey. 1.) Post the rules. 2.) Post 8 facts about your character. 3.) Tag 8 other characters. 4.) Post their names along with their creators avatars I dun wanna :XD: (1) Chi used to be a nanny when she lived in the human world (2) She is an incredible lightweight for alcohol (3)she has insomnia (4)she uses a smaller crystal ball for things like searching the internet, finding patterns for clothes, scripts for plays, etc (5) For a really long time, I actually seriously considered p

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dragonmastrcrashrokz

Dec 19, 2015

Christmas letter (?)

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Hey y’all! Happy Whatever-Doesn’t-Offend-You! :D Had a minute in all the chaos, so I figured I would take some time and do the obligatory “year in review” Christmas letter-type thing most people do at the end of the year. You know, cause it’s been a great year, and there’s lots that happened, and it’s all awesome. Same shit different year, lol. Anyways, I guess I’ll start with, well, the start of the year. January was spent in a frenzy searching for jobs, resulting with finding Uhaul. During the time there, I took classes taking steps towards a business degree (Switched from a Physical therapy

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dragonmastrcrashrokz

Sep 2, 2015

I'm 120% mentally unstable

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[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' (And screamed "WHY MUST YOU HURT ME IN THIS WAY!) [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (Yes, but like 3 other people had done it before me XD THAT DOOR WAS DECEIVING!!) [x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (It was a mistake :XD:) [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (OMG ALL THE TIME. and then its usually something fandom/inappropriate/both and i can't explain why im giggling) [x] You have run into a tree/bush. (I am really incredibly clumsy... ) [X] You have been called a blonde (used to have blonde hair for